“Headaches are like resolutions: you forget them as soon as they stop hurting.”
— Psycho (via colourmegreenwich)
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
(via ruinedchildhood)
“When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you.”
— Leonardo DiCaprio, The Beach (via creatingaquietmind)
(Source: larmoyante, via tawkward)
How do Jenny Slate and Ben Schwartz look so alike? I thought maybe they were real life siblings!
What if a nigga ran in ya house and doo dooed on u. And in ur iron so u had doo doo steam. Boo boo steam. Zoo zoo zteam. Dookie steam. Zookie steam. Boo loo is a new dookie u do realize that right a new form of boo boo (nee’ “too boo”. Theyre working on a new dookoo callf “coo boo” the rockiest boo boo ever
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